Bin ich die Hexe von Narnia, oder was?

Wieso, liebe Leute, ist das Wetter immer da schlechter, wo ich gerade hinwill?

Wenn ich die Paramina-Schluchten will, dann spiel ich Final Fantasy!

Als ich heute morgen aufgestanden bin, war das Wetter in Greifswald grandios, der Himmel blau, die Sonne sichtbar, der Schnee weiß ... und als ich vor die Tür ging, um das Auto zu beladen, musste ich mehrfach blinzeln, so im Sinne von "Was isn das so hell hier?" ...
Habe also meine Sonnenbrille aufgesetzt und bin losgefahren.

Der Himmel über der Autobahn war immer noch blau, die Sonne nach wie vor sichtbar, und da mein MP3-Player mit Dean's Finest bestückt ist, hatte ich auch gut was auf den Ohren.

(Isi, hat Mark zufällig Musik von Chuck Berry? Ja? Jaaa?)

Auf der Autobahn habe ich dann mehrere Beobachtungen gemacht.

KP-Logistiks transportiert für Netto - Kein Plan Logistiks???

Seit wann wird man auf Autobahnschildern vor Toiletten-Mangel auf den nächsten sechzehn Kilometern gewarnt? Kam mir merkwürdig vor. Sonst machen die das doch nur mit Tankstellen ... Naja.

Wurde außerdem von zwei Zwölfjährigen in einem ... was war das ... Mazda überholt ... und der Beifahrer hat derartig angewidert meinen Tino angestarrt, dass ich tatsächlich ein wenig empört war. Ich mein ... gut ... ich bin ihnen etwa drei Sekunden lang mit 145 Stundenkilometern im Weg rumgefahren, aber Tino kann nunmal nicht viel schneller - ist ja bloß ein Twingo - und seit wann fahren bitte Zwölfjährige, die sich groß tun wollen, Mazda? Ich dachte, die fahren Opel oder VW Golf?

Je näher ich der Heimat kam, desto näher kam ich auch einer Wolkenfront, und dachte schon so - Ohooo, ist Zuhause möglicherweise nicht GANZ so gutes Wetter wie in Greifswald?

(Hier schneit das.)

Im Prinzip kann ich eigentlich froh sein, unterwegs in keinen Blizzard geraten zu sein, bei den Platzregen, die mich schon so drei bis vierzehn Mal auf meinen Heimfahrten heimgesucht haben.

Die Sonnenbrille hab ich aber bis zum Schluss aufbehalten. Bin ja stur.


Fazit: Auf der Autobahn kann man keine Icons machen.

I Don't Need a Life - I'm a Writer

Link to my German Fics

Star Trek Fics:

Title: Whisky in Mind
Participants: Bones/Kirk
Wordcount: 2794
Summary: Kirk thinks Bones and Bourbon do not match. He procedes to do something about it, fails, and is quite happy with the outcome.
Rating: PG
Notes/Warnings: I have never touched Whisky, or Bourbon for that matter and have thus not the slightest idea what I'm talking about. Also, I might have drifted into the regions of crack a little bit.


Title: The Heat of the Moment
Rating: PG 13
Warnings: None. And no snow.
Word Count: 3591
Summary: It's Christmas. Bones is nowhere to be found. Jim is not amused.
Participants: Bones/Jim, Uhura/Spock, Scotty, mentions of Sulu and Chekov.
A/N.: I am still no native speaker of English, but the lovely sangueuk took care of that, even though she refuses to be called my beta-reader. Since she went through the trouble of making sure this doesn't sound too awkward, let's all give her a big cheer!
Disclaimer: The universe may be mine, but the participants most certainly are not.

Written for space_wrapped


Title: I Wanna Do Bad Things With You
Rating: R
Warnings: Requires a dominant Bones a warning? I'm not sure.
Word Count: 3246
Summary: Jim likes to flirt. With Bones. Someone should have warned him.
Participants: Bones/Jim
A/N.: I am still no native speaker of English, but the lovely sangueuk took care of that, even though she refuses to be called my beta-reader. Since she went through the trouble of making sure this doesn't sound too awkward, let's all give her a big cheer!
Disclaimer: The universe may be mine, but the participants most certainly are not.




Supernatural Songfics:

Title: Rock'n'Roll Dreams
Fandom: Supernatural, Gen: Sam, Dean (Do you see that?! NO SLASH!)
Wordcount: 1246 (it was actually shorter, then, naturally, I rewrote it)
Summary: Dean is back from hell with memories that slowly destroy all his defences.
Warning: None. Except for a little H/C - but that's hardly a warning, is it?
Edit: It apparently makes people cry. So be warned!


Title: Remember When It Rained
Fandom: Supernatural, Gen: Sam, Dean (There must be something wrong with me.)
Summary: Sam remembers how it feels to be alone. He really does.
Wordcount: 446 (There's definitely something wrong.)
Rating: G
Warning: This will make you cry. I'm serious. No screaming on the phone, I warned you!
Edit: I obviously have no feeling whatsoever for the impact of my stories. Weird.


Title: Life is a Lemon
Fandom: Supernatural, Gen: Sam, Dean (This is beginning to freak me out.)
Summary: You will feel like you've read this before, yet slightly different. (I know that's not a summary. Sue me.)
Wordcount: 1396 (Aha! Something's back to normal.)
Rating: G
Warning: I might have crossed the line somewhere in this songfic-business. Now I will never know how to stop.


Title: I'll Stand By You
Fandom: Supernatural, Gen: Sam, Dean (It's the last one, I swear!)
Summary: I hate summaries. Errr ... Dean breaks down and spills the ugly truth, but the outcome is quite ... unexpected.
Wordcount: 1368
Rating: G
Warning: You may or may not feel the urge to cry reading this. I DON'T KNOW.
If Eric doesn't get the idea by now, there might be more to come ... We'll wait and see what tomorrow brings.


Title: Ever the Same
Fandom: Supernatural: Sam, Dean - General Slash (What? It totally is!)
Summary: Dean wakes up to an empty room and finds Sam asleep outside on the bench. Cuddling!
Wordcount: 2692 (Apparently, this is what I do when suffering from writers-block ...)
Rating: G
Warning: It's not supposed to be Slash, but you can read it like that if you want to.


Title: You're Still You
Fandom: Supernatural, Gen: Sam (and Dean, in a way ... because he's just always there.)
Summary: Sam doesn't need a hero. He already has one.
Wordcount: 1517
Rating: G
Warning: He has a huge forehead, he does a lot of thinking! (I'm talking about Sam by the way.)


Title: Original Sin
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: Sam/Dean, Major Slash!!!
Summary: Dean thinks it has been inevitable.
Wordcount: 2044
Rating: NC 17
Warning: Wincest, Slash ... err ... Angst?


Title: Rain
Fandom: Supernatural, Gen: Castiel, Dean, Sam
Summary: Castiel feels like he's in a little over his head.
Wordcount: 2364
Rating: G
Warning: God. This angel does a lot of thinking. Jesus. 


Title: I Really Want You
Fandom: Supernatural, Gen: Sam, Dean, (with mentions of Ruby)
Summary: Lucifer is rising, but that's not what's bothering Sam. Not really. (Set to the last minutes of the final episode of season 4.)
Wordcount: 1787
Rating: G
Warning: This is something I had to get out of my system because it was bothering me for days. It's not exactly the fluffy, fun-thing you're used to from me. Also, it's not Gen in the true sense of the term. Not for Sam.


Title: This Could Be My Last Day
Fandom: Supernatural, Gen: Dean
Summary: Lie, Lie, Lie - err - Die, Die, Die!
Wordcount: 791 (O_o)
Rating: G
Authors: easyleinchen  & uena 
Warning: Drama, Baby!




J2-RPS Fics:

Title: Brother Bear
Fandom: Supernatural, RPS
Pairing: Jensen/Jared
Wordcount: 2493
Summary: Jensen stayed away from Jared for the sake of both of them, and was missed more than he expected.
Warning: None
Rating: G, I guess
Instruction: J2 discover their love with the help of one specific word: "brown bear"


Title: Stranger than Fiction
Fandom: Supernatural, RPS
Pairing: Jensen/Jared
Summary: Jared reads things he isn't supposed to, and Jensen has to live with the consequences.
Wordcount: 5481
Rating: G
Warning: None, apart from the slash, of course




J2-RPS Songfics:

Title: Beauty and the Beast
Fandom: Supernatural, RPS
Pairing: Jensen/Jared
Summary: They meet, they become friends, they fall in love. (Yes, it really is that boring.)
Wordcount: 1651 (This was supposed to be short!)
Rating: G
Warning: None


Title: Hungry Eyes
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: Jensen/Jared (Yatta!!!)
Summary: Jensen has the feeling he's beeing watched.
Wordcount: 1304 (Again: Yatta!!!)
Rating: I seriously don't know. It's Slash. What kind of rating does that require?
Warning: None whatsoever. You might scream and squeal, but only in a good way and I won't warn of that.


Title: Lay Your Hands On Me
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: Jensen/Jared
Summary: They both want it ... But they don't know that they both want it, and thus are a little bit frustrated ... until they're not.
Wordcount: 1790 (it practically wrote itself!)
Rating: NC 17
Warning: Some of you might suffer a very pleasant heart attack while reading this.


Title: Don't Go Breaking My Heart
Fandom: Supernatural, RPS
Pairing: Jensen/Jared
Summary: They both want it ... But they don't know that they both want it, and thus are a little bit frustrated ... until they're not. (I just recycled a summary! Yeah me!)
Wordcount: 1794 (Would you look at that!)
Rating: NC 12
Warning: I might have used the word "stupid" stupidly often ... I might not.


Title: Wicked Game
Fandom: Supernatural, RPS
Pairing: Jensen/Jared
Summary: Jared thinks he made a terrible mistake kissing Jensen - because Jensen didn't kiss him back.
Wordcount: 1351
Rating: G
Warning: A little angst, a lot of schmoop - and Jared crying like a fountain.


Title: Dream Lover
Fandom: Supernatural, RPS
Pairing: Jensen/Jared
Summary: Jensen is grumpy in the mornings for a fucking reason! (Pardon my French.)
Wordcount: 1180
Rating: G
Warning: Major Slash ... or is it Private Slash? ... I'm not sure. But it's Slash.


Title: White Lie
Fandom: Supernatural, RPS
Pairing: Jensen/Jared
Summary: Jared knows something's off between them - he just can't figure out what it is.
Wordcount: 1635
Rating: G
Warning: None whatsoever.